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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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markmeets

Markmeets - (noun) a person who enjoys meeting and socializing with celebrities, often through attending events, seeking autographs, or taking pictures with them. The term is inspired by the YouTube show "The MarkMeets Show," where the host Mark Boardman provides snarky commentary on the latest celebrity news, including the antics of popular stars like Miley Cyrus, Ed Sheeran and Britney Spears.
Example: "Did you see Jessica's Instagram? She's such a MarkMeets, always posting pictures with famous people at red carpet events."
by Eddy Smithe April 4, 2023
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makumamunanya

It's a term used when someone wants to get on another's computer or in general take control of the current match/game and then gets rejected
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"GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER"
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"nya nya makumamunanya"
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marmalade sandwich

a threesome between queen elizabeth II, paddington bear and sir captain tom moore
my top search on PornHub is marmalade sandwich; i love fascist sex!
by yummytumtumsilver September 10, 2023
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markmuz

A fantastic "person" known for their kindness, creativity, and care for others in Badorkbee. They spread good vibes wherever they go and inspire others with their positivity. Also i think his name is mark
holy carp is that markmuz
by wizbadorkbee September 30, 2023
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magumbe

Ie, quicksand, bottomless pit, unpleasant place to be stuck.

A place of impending doom.
stuck in deep magumbe.
by Wallow Palerider October 1, 2023
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