March 11th 

Born on this day means your the sexiest person alive

“ I was born in March 11th so suck my ass I’m sexy af”

March 11th by Geiegabx chdhbxbx January 16, 2022

March 21 

March 21 is the day you ask out your crush and they kiss you

Her:bae it march 21
Him:ok bae

March 21 by Stann.szaa March 20, 2022

March WaterCar 

It looks like a late model Camaro convertible. It has a Subaru WRX motor IN BACK. It has FRONT WHEEL DRIVE. It is BOTH a car and a boat. Best of all, IT IS REAL and you can BUY one.

I don't need to rent a spot at the marina to go boating. I don't need a truck and trailer to go boating. I just drive my March WaterCar to the public access, drive into the water, and start boating.

March WaterCar by Vet Man May 31, 2006

March 9 

The prettiest and nicest girls are born on this day. You get one you’ll never wanna lose her. They’re kind, loyal, cute and funny. They also have a fat ass. You’re lucky to even meet one

Hey are you born on March 9th? You sure look like the perfect typa girl

March 9 by Suck mah dick October 20, 2019

march madness 

A sporting event that steals the attention of all men and leaves their wives and girlfriends wondering where the hell they disappeared to!

Dean is so much into March Madness that he completely has forgotten about his girlfriend Tara and is close to getting dumped for ignoring her.

march madness by Tara March 29, 2005

March 23 

Annual NO HOMEWORK night is March 23 even if teachers give out homework do NOT do it

Guy 1: heyyy ummm did we have math homework last night?????
Guy 2: Yeah but didn’t you remember that it was March 23 so don’t do it
Guy 1: Oh my god thanks for reminding me lol

March 23 by chicken.nuggget08 March 9, 2020

March 26 

The day an amazing, beautiful, funny, nice person was born :)

"They were born on March 26! I love them."

March 26 by March 26 March 21, 2020