Kailey Murphy

A super hot girl that is usually blonde and tan. Is also humorous and very popular.

WARNING: Does not like driving towards turtles!
Did you see Kailey Murphy yesterday she is hot.
by Tommy132 October 11, 2012
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Pulling a Murphy

Pulling a Murphy is when you try to spit MAD game to all the "hunnies" but get turned down by just about everyone, and everything. Also could be shaking your hands wildly in the air, trying to put emphasis on your retarded point of a "story". Or, you could be pulling a Murphy if you are easily convinced by three drunk males that you're an attractive female, therefor admitting you have an abnormally small penis.
Examples of Pulling a Murphy are as following.

1. Worst Pick-up Line- "Hey!....Nice hoodie."
2. Drinking one can of beer the entire night.
3. Being dumb enough to let your friends kick you out of your own car and then drive away, leaving you in the cold.
4. Wanting to meet an imaginary girl named Thelma.
5. Getting kicked out of college for having drugs laying out in your dorm room.
6. In Beer Pong- "Can I have the Power-I? No wait, give me the little Murphy!"
by Screaming In Silence January 19, 2008
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Irish slang penned my comedian Dermot Whelan meaning "how cool is that?" in a sarcastic way!!
Girl: Look at this new top i bought
Guy (who couldn't care less): How Roisin Murphy is that?
by happygolucky91 January 20, 2011
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Take a fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand

Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up
by yovishi June 2, 2021
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Eddie Murphy Smile

An Adjective as to describe a huge smile where the person's teeth are completely exposed, their cheeks (face) are raised really high, and their eyes are very low and squinty because the person's high raised cheeks are putting pressure on the person's eyes.
Dave really started to freak me out when he started cracking Eddie Murphy smiles for no reason.
by The Mysterious Nugget Man July 31, 2008
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Eddie Murphy's Law

based on the term Murphy's Law, in which "anything that can go wrong, will wrong."

Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"
That's Eddie Murphy's law for ya.
by AmericanBeard June 2, 2010
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