Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

Turd Munching

To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.

You are turd munching again!

by steaton September 27, 2018

MOMMY MUNCHIES

Weird women / girl, I dont know what she is but she is a great friend. Actually retarded but sometimes makes up for it by making an excuse to piss. Literally 10 minutes into a movie and it will always be an, "I NEED TO FUCKING PISS." An actual pisswad but she is a really great friend. Not good to watch movies with. Never bring to an movie theather. (Trust me) Has a cousin that loves to make videos about his brother's room and attics. MOMMY MUNCHIES will always be an weird person and will always love to piss or make new excuses. But she is the true meaing of being an Weirdo.

I just pulled an MOMMY MUNCHIES, I went to piss after ten minutes into a movie. Hahahah

by HandleBars5000 April 4, 2022

Curry Munching Slut

A stupid neek who knows everything and likes to strip for men on a Sunday night

Ashley Phillips is a curry munching slut

by sqLikesPants May 8, 2022

pornstar slut penis munching arby's

I see her! she is back! she is a GAY ARSONIST!

ew thats her! the pornstar slut penis munching arby's is sleazy af!

by slagseattits January 6, 2019

Cock-Munching-Butt-Skank

A word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn't have sex with him for his birthday.

Its okay, ____ is just a cock-munching-butt-skank. Hes going to get STDs soon anyway.

by Little.Miss.Bitch420 April 23, 2010

Dirty Munchkin

A dirty munchkin is when an individual is on his or her knees performing oral sex and the recipient blows their hot, sticky, wet load all over the performer therefore making them a "dirty munchkin".

*splooge*
Fred- "I just made you my Dirty Munchkin!"

by Mr. Peebody April 19, 2009