crawford mountain is a curvy little piece of hell road on a huge ass mountain in kentucky where all the crackwhores live. the one-lane-no-guardrail road is a perfect place to live if you want to avoid the cops... at the risk of getting eaten alive by the 90ft of kudzu that wasn't there yesterday. very fun to drive on in the snow if you are suicidal!
person 1: yea, I live on crawford mountain and i woke up this morning only to find my house swolled up by kudzu, a car crashed on the roof, and a crackwhore sleeping on my bed! can i live with you?
person 2: go to hell
person 1: I live there
person 2: go to hell
person 1: I live there
by dandydo April 18, 2009
Get the crawford mountainmug. 
A ghetto town in Southwest Idaho. Despite its name, Mountain Home is not located in the mountains at all. It is located in the middle of the Idaho desert where there is nothing but Mormons and Mennonites. The population consists of two kind of people; Farmers and Airmen. The only reason this town still exists is because of the local Air Force Base or else it would be just a bunch of old ugly farmers. Is often referred to as a "trap" because anyone that lives here doesn't end up moving for another ten years.
I have to live in Mountain Home because my dad is in the Air Force and now I have to stay here for the rest of my life.
by parkourkid15 August 4, 2008
Get the Mountain Homemug. to let go of ones physical appearance (large beard, dirty hair, horrible hygene) Usually during a state of depression, or extreme laziness.
generally applies to males.
generally applies to males.
by Slagatron January 2, 2009
Get the mountain manmug. Scary logo from Paramount used from 1975-87. The music was composed by Lalo Schifrin (1932-) from 1975-76 & 1978-87 & by Jerry Goldsmith (1929-2004) from 1976-78.
by Josh November 20, 2004
Get the Blue Mountainmug. The bulges portruding from an athletic coach's pants. On special occasions, the bulges are numerous and very noticeable.
by HamptonT July 3, 2006
Get the Gator Mountainsmug. When a man ejaculates and the tip of his penis is covered in seamen, thus looking like a mountain top
by Morado Matt June 19, 2010
Get the Mountain Topmug.