The hottest bitches you’ll ever see. They are so sexy, flawless, banging, amazing, adorable, precious, gorgeous, and humble. They are also the funniest people you’ll ever meet and are very creative. They have tight pussies and know how to use em 😉 in conclusion they are the most perfect people in the world and when they die they should be donated to science so biologist know what a perfect person (and perfect pair of tits) looks like. Emphasis on perfect tits
Chad: “Holy shit. Those girls are almost Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”
by ChadandTerrance October 10, 2023
Get the Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordanmug. by Beeman1991 November 24, 2021
Get the Mitchellmug. by WingWangLover69 November 23, 2021
Get the Mitchellmug. Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
Get the Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loadermug. 
Commonly a person who is called a ‘Mitchell Phillis’ is referred to the 6’4 body builder, six pack. Big boy Mitchell Phillis. If you’re called ‘Mitchell Phillis’ you are a sexy god. AMEN
by Big Ol Fanny December 26, 2020
Get the Mitchell Phillismug. 