toronto maple leafs

A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

The Toronto Maple leafs are quite the bunch.

by bob landry July 16, 2008

dark sticky maple

When you use maple syrup as lubrication for a girl's asshole and after cumming you eat her ass.

Veronica finally let me girl her a dark sticky maple and her asshole still tasted like shit.

by Chikinfingres May 29, 2017

Vancouver Maple Log

A Canadian sex act which involves a man putting maple syrup and pecan nuts over his penis and inserting it inside a vagina.

Women: i asked my boyfriend for a donut and he gave me a Vancouver Maple Log instead.

by Sticky Flapjack King April 4, 2012

canadian maple leaf

when u piss the shape of the canadian maple leaf on a girls back

im gonna give you a canadian maple leaf

by XxxFEARxMExxX August 11, 2008

Shady Maple

When you eat a girl out or it can be refered to a vagina.

Iam going to go to eat Shady Maple today.

by coolwime March 15, 2009

toronto maple leafs

the WORST hocky team associated Canada in the NHL, with some of the worst fans ever...they (the fans) live in the past...the leafs won't win the cup anytime soon...GET OVER IT!! start cheering for some other Canadian teams...like the Sens. GO SENS GO...baha

Eff the Toronto Maple Leafs suck, what a waste of money, they lost again...they're definitely the Toronto Raptors of the NHL...disgusting!!

by sss359 October 26, 2006

Toronto Maple Leafs

A great hockey team in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Winners of the second most Stanley Cups. To sum it up, they are a great team with loads of potential who has a major chance of winning the Stanley Cup when ever the NHL comes back.

Paul: Hey man, I went to the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night
Chris: Awesome, who won
Paul: Toronto 4 Detroit 0 ... Another shutout!!
Chris: Yeah, the Red Wings SUCK

by Hockeyplayer0101 July 29, 2005