relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017

manager jokes

The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior

Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes

by One part of the Rumblers August 24, 2016

Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.

Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.

by EggsRSides April 7, 2022

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

White Flag Managing

Managing to a surrender, either
a. to bite the bullet in a battle that can't be won, and conserve resources
b. unintentionally, as a result of very poor management decisions that result in a practical surrender

Joe Girardi is White Flag Managing, starting Cody Ransom and Hairston in the same game.

by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

mini manager

A mini manager is an individual who has some semblance of power over their coworkers and uses it to make sure everyone does everything up to their standards.

Girl: "Ugh he keeps looking over at my screen and pointing out when i forget to use capital letters at the start of sentences!!"
Boy: "I know, he's such a mini manager!"

by HorseFear44 July 21, 2024

Alvins Stage Manager

A clown. Managing alvin while he is on tour.

“Alvins Stage Manager is sooo lame these days”

by koookkkk December 13, 2022