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Loach

Noun describing a friend or relative who stays at your house or event longer than they are welcome. Typically it is used to describe someone who is closer than an informal friend. Family and friends who you feel an obligation to are the most likely candidates to illustrate Loach-like qualities.

There is no time limit to overstaying their welcome. For instance, a family member who stays for one day after Thanksgiving might not be a Loach, whereas someone who stays for 30 minutes after the last guest has left, might be a Loach.
“Steve is such a Loach, he stayed at the party a full hour after everyone left.”

“We better have a plan for your Aunt when she comes to dinner. She’s can be a Loach and want to chat forever.”
by DAND1NG October 13, 2018
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Lauchgang

Hella strong and hella knochig
Du lauch. LAUCHGANG
by Bambusstock69 August 28, 2018
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What up homeboy, you got that loochiano you owe me?
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Lonchin

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Looch

Someone who smells like an asshole, also someone who can’t control their alcohol, very annoying when drunk.
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Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.
Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.
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Loch Llyod

A prestigious gated community in the suburbs of Kansas City where only the elite, upper 1% can afford to live. Such trash like mediocre car salesmen could NEVER even pull up to the gate of this elite community of successful business men and women.
"Hey, have you ever been inside one of those mansions at Loch Llyod?"
"No, way! I'm a shitty car salesman. Never in my life will they let me in there! I am WAY too trashy to even make it past the gate keeper."

"Man, I wish my dad was as rich as yours so I could live in Loch Llyod."

"It must be nice to have no worries and live in Loch Lloyd."

"Maybe if you showed up on your day off you'd also be able to live in Loch Lloyd like me and my rich dad."
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