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Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened
jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo
Lorenzo by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022
A really nice, handsome, fit guy with a massive cock.
Girl on omegle: Are you Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yes
Girl on omegle: You're a fucking cracker
Lorenzo by florain February 7, 2022

lorenzo'#2000

Enzo is friendly and easy to connect with. He's really funny and awesome

also a loser
lorenzo'#2000 is so cool LMAO
lorenzo'#2000 by conets February 27, 2022
The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22
Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.
Lorenzo by Farkan June 6, 2022
When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.
Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.
Lorenzo by cat_in_hat June 14, 2022
Lorenzo'd formely known as "raped". Changed to fit only chat and forums t&c's.
I got Lorenzo'd in an alley. He didn't even care i was a man...
Lorenzo'd by BigDiccBandito June 17, 2022