whispering lotus

a magical sex position usally deprived of by gnome people

ill whisper to your lotus any day

whispering lotus

by jaiskin May 1, 2008

lupus

new form of rock music that is a mix between '80's thrash a la slayer, grunge (eg- the jesus lizard, mudhoney), and real punk like Dead Kennedys and Misfits

have you heard about that new lupus band that's playing tonight?

by Nich Schwartz March 17, 2004

lousy

Noisy synonym of loud

You're a lousy fellow

by Dr Dgkd May 14, 2018

lopsidided

1) how you walk after a few shots of a highly alcoholic drink.

2)description of large uneven breasts.

GUY)"after those three everclears, i was all lopsidided."

GUY)"I was totally into it, then she took off her shirt and it was all lopsidided"

by Jack Sonnings March 15, 2008

Loush

Pronunciation - (Lew-sh) A beverage made out of all left over alcohol and any juice or soda bottles to carry into the shower with a sexual partner and consumed during freaky sex acts. A required ingredient for Loushing.

The loush was so strong I choked and water-boarded her at the same time.

by artie the 1 man party August 14, 2011

c-lopes

Slang for Klonipins. (sp?)

You want some c-lopes? 3 bucks a pop.

by Nobody December 21, 2004

Lotus Elise

It's not how fast it can go. It's how your heart beats in a few seconds. We have to say that as it doesn't go terribly fast, however those that drive it are frequently terrified.

It doesn't really matter that the ride and handling of the Lotus Elise is hard and uncomfortable, or that its dull uncommunicative steering, painfully slow throttle response, dreadful braking and ridiculous aerodynamics all contribute to the Lotus experience of poor performance.

What really matters is when you get others in the hair styling industry to give you respect.

Try driving a Lotus Elise and you'll realise you may as well have bought a Fisher Price car.

I for one would never buy a Lotus Elise, it truly is ugly, cheap, unreliable and desperately slow.

by Encylopaedia.com October 15, 2004