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link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.
I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.
by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014
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liniment

an oily ointment for muscle pain
Then she rubbed me all over with liniment that burned like fire.
sentence from: Where The Red fern Grows - wilson Rawls
by Steam San Diego YT September 21, 2016
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Is the main character of the game Legend of Zelda, and is the person I'm gonna be for Halloween

(2016 peeps!)
Link is badass
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Linkin Park

One of the best bands of 2000s. Extremely popular and influential. Known for being diverse and not sticking to one genre. All of their albums have their own unique style. Mostly described as alternative rock or nu-metal. Legends.
Person 1: Let's listen to some music. How about Linkin Park?
Person 2: Yes, they are awesome! Who doesn't love them?
by Brightsidetiff November 11, 2017
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linki

A sloppy blowjob with extra spit until completion
My ex girl friend used to give the best linkis
by bobby56789 April 16, 2019
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LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020
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Linken

Linken is a sexy man he can be absolutely stupid at times but can make you laugh. He has his ups and downs but he's friendly, smart and kind. If you know a linken just know your a lucky person.
Girl 1: Omg have you seen linken
Girl 2: oh yeah he's so hot
by Hotman November 5, 2021
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