Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.

My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.

by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

Limp winging

To pull ball skin flat while flacid penis sits on top.

James sat in a cold wetherspoons limp winging in the corner.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Limp Bizkit

The Marmite of Nu-metal. You either love their music or think it’s the worse than modern pop.

As for me, I think they’ve made some bops.

Bob: (singing the chorus to “My Generation”)
Alice: Limp Bizkit in 2022? Really?

by E hates Q January 11, 2022

Drug limp

A limp that is acquired by one who is classified as a junkie or drugo, and having an unbelievable excuse as to the acquisition of said limp

For example, when someone sits on a knife and it stabs them in the front side if the thigh and they refuse to see a doctor resulting in a long standing drug limp

by Limping Lucy November 19, 2013