Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

Limp bizkit

A invisible zombie who can eat the fleash off of anyone .

This reminds me of that time where i met the band Limp bizkit at a florda state prison.

by Jojomojokojo October 15, 2020

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

Pimp to Limp

Refers to what happens when you go to do your girl doggy-style and she didn't wipe properly. The smell of nasty gets all up in your business and you lose your erection.

Hey man, I totally went Pimp to Limp last night cause my bitch didn't wipe her ass man.

by S Triple B July 31, 2013

Limp Scunt Bisicut

the combo of a retard, skank and cunt. AKA this one chick i know.

Guy 1 That dirty bitch fucked up that guys life.

Guy 2 Shes such a "Limp Scunt Bisicut".

by Noodlez4dayz December 12, 2011

pimp ta limp

The result of a very smooth individual having sexual intercourse with so many women that he can no longer sprout an erection.

Jake: "Man last night I went from pimp ta limp. Megan fox herself couldn't give me a stiffy at this point."

by Jakethebarbarian June 16, 2011

Briers' Limp

Feigning an injury whilst losing at a sports game, as popularized by the pre-Tony Smith era Warrington Rugby League half-back Lee Briers.

Wire were losing away at Wakefield, so Lee reverted to the Briers' limp.

by asdasdasdasdbadbad July 2, 2011