Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

limp bizkit

Lord have mercy for this band, because you don't understand how much panning they get from critics, purists, and even Rage Against the Machine.

Personally, I don't care about Limp Bizkit. I'm a fan of rap rock, but I prefer Hollywood Undead. Sorry Fred.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

Limp Bizkiting

Verb - To engage in Limp Bizkiting a male should use their non erect floppy penis to roll it around in the feces spread across their partners chest.

Did you see Dave Limp Bizkiting Lisa last night? He really rolled his limpy into those brown biscuits.

by Chesty LaRoux July 28, 2021

Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down

“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe

by McRizzler September 15, 2025

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016