cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

leather uppers

A thong on a flip flop sandal made entirely out of leather.

Flip Flops that have leather uppers are generally considered more presentable than those made out of foam or rubber.

I.E.
Teacher: Are those sandals in dress code sir?
Student: Yes sir, they have leather uppers just like they are supposed to.
Teacher: Good day.

by talon7331 May 26, 2007

Five finger jive on the leather cherry

Speaks for itself, this is a means of a gentleman pleasuring himself (also know as wanking.

boys, She gives a good Five finger jive on the leather cherry

by marktrottman November 26, 2007

burning the leather

The act of masterbating.

-"Where's kashif?"
-"He downloaded some kiddie porn last night, he's probably at home burning the leather."

by Aatif Ansari January 24, 2009

leather daddy

owen

"i'm a leather daddy" -owen

by owiebowie November 4, 2018

italian leather sofa

An example of a rich italian who thinks america should pamper him. Another refrance is from the popular cartoon "Mission Hill", the intro to the show is a band "Cake" who sings "Italian Leather Sofa".

a:Dude look at mario from Italy hes so cocky.

b:I know he wants us to treat him like an Italian leather sofa.

by corperate dumb February 23, 2009

leather headed womb bat

the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss!

also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jolly rodger, sausage, meat, beef, one eyed snake and trumpet!!!

by GAZ September 21, 2004