Luke

Anyone named Luke is just a fucking simp
by Yessirski236 May 05, 2020
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That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 04, 2022
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Luke is shit at intercourse
by Gibbybanter February 07, 2021
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A blond hair kid, chubby and short. He is very smart and will probably be a billionaire when he grows up. He eats a little too much and will do anything for food, especially cheeseburgers or donuts.
“Who’s that shoving all the muffins and donuts in their mouth?”
“That has to be a Luke
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Luke is a crazy ass motherfucker. He’ll do anything besides his work. If you were to date a luke he would fight and nigga for you.
This man tried to hit on my and my boyfriend luke beat his ass.

Luke go to the office
by Mr dog November 08, 2019
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A luke is a simp who is usually always caught simping
"oh is that luke? Oh it is! Still simping"
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Likes Knees, will steel them if possible. Also fond of elbows.
Watch out! Lukes coming for them knees!
by Tamzarian April 21, 2020
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