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Lem Logic

When a friend named Lem proposes a stupid idea that gives you cancer.
You: " My hoodie shrank in the washer!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"
by Lynnsquad24 March 9, 2016
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James Logan

James Logan, A word used to describe a god, someone with amazing talents at Basketball and many other physical activities
Dang That ball went in like James Logan
by Theretroheey February 2, 2017
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Loggings

Leggings worn by obese girls with thick, solid legs.
Girl: Do I look good in this?
Guy: Those loggings look great on you!
by Tassie69 October 31, 2013
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Logan Perry

A very large penis, it is abnormally large and usually scaly. It is usually found on a turtle of any size and is very horny. Before proceeding in sexual intercourse, it typically stalks it's prey for 2 to 3 days, that period is called " Logan Perry funtime"
"I am paralyzed from the waste down after that Logan Perry!"
by LoganAllenPerry October 31, 2014
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Logan

Logan is a boy who loves sports.(especially football) Logan is not so tall but has good looks. He gets jealous very easily and it is very easy to get on Logan’s bad side. Don’t do it. He has tons of friends loves to hang out with them. Most Logan’s are born in winter or summer typically February through August. He is OK in school but likes to mess around with his friends. He is a trustful person and has your word, and will keep it safe forever.
Hey I wanna be like Logan”
by Jellmello_99 June 10, 2019
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Stoner Logic

-Adjective + noun:
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.

Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"

Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."

Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010
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Logan Paul

Logan Paul is an autistic manchild who exploits suicide victims and laughs about them. He also promotes himself about as much as every other youtuber (except Jake Paul) combined. He should have 3 subs, but he has brainwashed little autistic kids into becoming furry manchildren. I have lost my faith in humanity.
30 year old man: im gonna go pway sum woblox nou wanna pway wit mee?
Intellectual: No, I will not play Roblox with you, stop being such a Logan Paul.
by jakepaul lover 69 April 23, 2018
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