Lobster Tail

After treating your sweetheart to a very fancy dinner at Red Lobster, you shoot your load so hard that it wraps around the back of their head -- forming a hardened lobster tail in their hair.

"Hey, baby, let's finish up this shrimp scampi so we can hurry home and give you a nice lobster tail."

by Big&Little January 2, 2023

Space Lobster

The badass lobster-claw-resembling Romulan spacecraft in Star Trek.

"That Space Lobster was computer generated, but it looked so real!"

by skapwds June 3, 2009

Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.

Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.

by Docdude November 2, 2016

Golden Lobster

Simple........ It's doggy style but underwater.

Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?

by okabo January 3, 2017

lolstupid

the typical responce when replying to any lolercoaster or lolcopter responce..

a) That guy "missed the point" so bad LOLCOPTER

b) Your LOLSTUPID for typing all that unnecessary shit just to express laughter..

by iamSancho August 14, 2007

lolsterics

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009

LOST fanatic

someone who is completely obbsessed with LOST. she spends all her time trying to explain it to friends who just wont ever understand it. she is completely addicted. she also makes t.v guides for it and spends most of her time talking about it. she is also a spazzy chipmunk

"that girl is so insane!"
"yeah what a spazzy chipmunk!"
"yeah! she is such a lost fanatic

by hates lost August 10, 2010