liberal tolerance

The belief that is doesn't matter what race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation a person is, as long as they never, ever disagree with you, and as long as that religion isn't Christianity.

Johnny got called a "stupid bible-thumping Christian sheeple" during a seminar on liberal tolerance, after saying that he didn't have a problem with seeing the Ten Commandments on display in a public courthouse.

by Dude Bob June 3, 2007

liberal olympics

An event liberals compete in. The competitors try to outpass fellow liberals by saying a more "powerful" liberal statement.

Person 1: "We created a women-only programming online course."
Person 2: "That sounds misogynistic, why would women need a separate course?"
Person 1: "Oh please don't start Liberal Olympics now!"

by kotik69 October 19, 2020

Liberal Entitlement Disorder

Disorder characterized by feelings of entitlement to things that are not yours, excessive begging or demanding, smugness

Broke Bob: Hey watch out!
(shoves Nick out of the way to raid his pantry)
Nick: Hey man you need help, your Liberal Entitlement Disorder is getting real bad!
Broke Bob: How many times have I (insert guilt trip, mediocre favor) for you.

by The Wheaze January 31, 2009

liberal tolerance

A twist on liberals claims that they are morally superior because they are tolerant of everyone. In actuality, many modern liberals are anything but tolerant of others - especially if they have opposing views or happen to be a white male (straight or gay). They also resort to personal attacks, slander, death threats, and even violence. Of course, the very "liberals" who this represents this will claim it's a "conservative conspiracy theory" as well as modern liberals who do not wish to criticize the radicals in their party.

The "peaceful protesters" showed their liberal tolerance on the reporters and police.

by spootyhead January 9, 2017

liberal education

Taking classes that you will never need in life, taught by professors who think that their class is ALL you need in life.

I'm going to be a lawyer, but my Geology 101 professor's syllabus makes me believe he is under the impression we are all going to be rock scientists. Liberal education at its finest.

by LakerPhan October 8, 2007

liberal nut

A liberal nuts is someone who is so far left of center from reality that even the strongest most physically fit team of Clydesdale horses couldn't bring them halfway to reality.

_____ is a liberal nut!!! His ideas and beliefs are way out to lunch and never to return.

by Ol' Meanie December 4, 2017

Liberal Logic

Based not on facts, but on feelings that someone else thinks you should feel.

Liberal logic says that guns kill people not the person holding the gun.

by PurebloodAmerican October 29, 2020