Lego

A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.

Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!

by Acrius the 69th January 18, 2021

Legoing

playing with legos or putting together legos

"Drew leave the room, I'm legoing"

by jellieeeee December 31, 2020

Lego

An awesome building toy originating in Denmark in the 1940s, consisting of plastic bricks with studs that interlock, used to build everything from animals to buildings, to boats and cars. A super creative building toy for kids and adults alike, with all levels of creativity!

Charlie: Hey man, check out my Lego creator set! I can build three different animals in one set!
Bill: Yeah, man, that's pretty cool. Who'd have thought you could build all that with a bunch of plastic bricks?

by Alligator King June 29, 2021

Lego blocks

cheaper landmines

my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading

Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024