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leave it

A very funny phrase often used by a few certain people.
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
by zedude May 2, 2009
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leave em' then retrive em'

To leave em' then retrive em' is when you have left your dirty prostitute to make your pimp ass some money (ching ching) and you return only to find the slut is gone, so you strike out on your own with malice and vengence in your heart to "RETRIVE" her!
Bro,last night I had to strike out and find that fucking cunt shaniqua after I left her to do something strange for some change with that filthy trick "john", next thing I knew I was standing over two dead bodies. Why is always so damn hard to leave em' then retrive em'???
by squirtdonkeys April 6, 2007
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beaver leaver

1. Term used to describe a man declining the opportunity of scoring with a woman.

2. Term used to describe a man acting timid towards an attractive female.
One friend says to another on a night on the town: Get in there man, don't be such a beaver leaver"
by skat shake June 17, 2005
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leave me alone boots

Leave me alone boots are boots made entirely for utility and are often worn by utility men. Usually, the wearer will be very busy and you should leave him alone. These fall far below ask me out boots on the sexiness scale, but are still above Crocs.
Janet: Hey, you see that hot guy over there?

Betty: Just find him later, he has his leave me alone boots on.
by Bacon Supreme October 16, 2008
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Leavery

The trees were missing their leavery.
by KDev89 April 29, 2010
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leave in conditioner

to blow a load on the back of a girls neck and rub her hair in it
dude befor work i gave my girl some leave in conditioner
by asserroth March 7, 2011
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