Last Tuesdayism
(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Tuesday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Tuesday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Thursdayism, is considered wrong
(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Tuesday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Tuesday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Thursdayism, is considered wrong
According to Last Tuesdayism, we might not even exist yet, as last Tuesday could possibly be this upcoming Tuesday.
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When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.
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A StarCraft Map -UMS-.
The Game Consists of 8 players/colors. First 5 for Heaven and The 3 for Hell. All the Main unit are Heros from the StarCraft 1 and Expasion pack heros. The Colors are:
--HEAVEN--
WHITE - player 1.,.Controls 75 percent of heaven and its units. Heros : Jesus (Hero Battlecruiser), Rafael (Hero High Templar), And Nathaniel (Hero Siege Tank).
BLUE - player 2.,.Controls a varied amount of units (This Goes for the colors Teal, Purple and Yellow). Heros : Jehoel (Hero Zealot) and Zadkiel (Hero Dark Templar).
TEAL - Heros : Michael (Hero Marine) ((IN vSKY, when he dies another Unit Called Sethur come to replace him)).
Purple - Heros : Seraphiel (Hero Ghost - Kerrigan but in vSKY it was changed to a hero male ghost to confuse the Hell Team) and Gabriel (Hero Dragoon). Also gets The Vulture units called Virtues. When in a group they can destroy Hero units or strong Elite Units. Known as Vulting or Ganking. (Technique created By Lash, mastered by pros of Heavens Last Stand)
Yellow - Heros : Uriel (Hero Firebat) and MetaTron (Hero Archon).
--HELL-- (Uses an Unvulnerable Observer and a Defiler in the right hand corner of the map(All 3 colors use this)) Hell also has : 4 overlords called Sky Ladders, and Elite that are periodically given out to all 3 colors. RED gets NON HERO Ultralisk and Non Hero Archons, Orange gets Infested Terrans, NON HERO Seige Tanks and NON HERO Archons. Brown gets Hero Zerglings and NON HERO Ultralisk and Dark Templars.
RED : Heros - Satan (hero Mutalisk), Beelzebub (Hero Defiler) and Mammon (hero Ultralisk).
Orange : Heros - Asmodeous (Hero Goliath), Samyazza (Hero High Templar) and Samael (Lurker).
Brown : Heros - Berith (Hero Dark Templar), Abbadon (Infested Kerrigan) and Astaroth (Hero Hydralisk).
In Heavens Last Defense, Red Originally had Mammon As Infested Kerrigan but changes were made to balance the game.
In The HLS vSKY Version The Kerrigan was taking back to RED and Named Sin and Brown was given the Infested Duran unit for Abbadon.
The Game Consists of 8 players/colors. First 5 for Heaven and The 3 for Hell. All the Main unit are Heros from the StarCraft 1 and Expasion pack heros. The Colors are:
--HEAVEN--
WHITE - player 1.,.Controls 75 percent of heaven and its units. Heros : Jesus (Hero Battlecruiser), Rafael (Hero High Templar), And Nathaniel (Hero Siege Tank).
BLUE - player 2.,.Controls a varied amount of units (This Goes for the colors Teal, Purple and Yellow). Heros : Jehoel (Hero Zealot) and Zadkiel (Hero Dark Templar).
TEAL - Heros : Michael (Hero Marine) ((IN vSKY, when he dies another Unit Called Sethur come to replace him)).
Purple - Heros : Seraphiel (Hero Ghost - Kerrigan but in vSKY it was changed to a hero male ghost to confuse the Hell Team) and Gabriel (Hero Dragoon). Also gets The Vulture units called Virtues. When in a group they can destroy Hero units or strong Elite Units. Known as Vulting or Ganking. (Technique created By Lash, mastered by pros of Heavens Last Stand)
Yellow - Heros : Uriel (Hero Firebat) and MetaTron (Hero Archon).
--HELL-- (Uses an Unvulnerable Observer and a Defiler in the right hand corner of the map(All 3 colors use this)) Hell also has : 4 overlords called Sky Ladders, and Elite that are periodically given out to all 3 colors. RED gets NON HERO Ultralisk and Non Hero Archons, Orange gets Infested Terrans, NON HERO Seige Tanks and NON HERO Archons. Brown gets Hero Zerglings and NON HERO Ultralisk and Dark Templars.
RED : Heros - Satan (hero Mutalisk), Beelzebub (Hero Defiler) and Mammon (hero Ultralisk).
Orange : Heros - Asmodeous (Hero Goliath), Samyazza (Hero High Templar) and Samael (Lurker).
Brown : Heros - Berith (Hero Dark Templar), Abbadon (Infested Kerrigan) and Astaroth (Hero Hydralisk).
In Heavens Last Defense, Red Originally had Mammon As Infested Kerrigan but changes were made to balance the game.
In The HLS vSKY Version The Kerrigan was taking back to RED and Named Sin and Brown was given the Infested Duran unit for Abbadon.
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I stupidly tuned into Crap FM before going to work, and had 'Barbie Girl' playing over and over and over in my head all through the bus ride. That's why I cut my wrists Doc.
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Triple H and Ric Flair competed in a Last Man Standing Match at Armageddon once, where Triple H twatted Ric Flair with a sledghammer to win
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