Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp
you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"
by FishFishingtonThe2nd April 03, 2018
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clyde lamp the 4th

an orange haired freak with tits and a dick
hey clyde lamp the 4th is a faggut
by Zero Proxis April 19, 2017
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Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"
Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!
by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024
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Lamp oil

The oil used to fuel oil lamps, and an item that is very profitable.

The best quality lamp oil is famously sold by Morshu in Koridai.
Lamp oil, rope, bombs — you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
by MorshuTheElder December 23, 2024
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Foot fetish lamp prototype 7

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
by Anemoneee__ August 04, 2023
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manky-lamp

A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)
this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp
by bowie-lover April 25, 2013
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Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
by TamChanUwU November 06, 2021
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