SYSTOLE PREP KIT

SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.

The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.

THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine

Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.

Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.

Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

Kit de unhas

Skill or lack thereof when performing a certain action.

Michael keeps spinning his rear wheel drive car in the rain because he doesn't have kit de unhas.

by Magic Mirror July 8, 2021

Kit

Kit is a flamboyant gay boy

“Did you see that twink?”
“Yeah their name is Kit”

by blankflankloser November 23, 2021

sexcess kit

The purchase of beer, condoms, and cigarettes in anticipation of a fun night.

Bro, i'm ready for tonight. I showered, put on a clean pair of pants and got my sexcess kit. Party time.

by OpieTaylor July 24, 2011

Kit

You have a friend with the nickname kit? You are lucky. Kit is a person who has been hurt by a specific person a lot, and cannot put themselves together to move on and forget about them, even though they have many friends, they simply cannot move on. So to move on, they need to text more and more people, wanting there love and manipulating them to make theirselves feel better and forget about that person, but as more as they try, they hate theirselves even more, and looking back they regret anything, but they cant change it.

-"hey this is kit"

-"omg mommy kit i love you are you ok"

by imisshim69 November 21, 2021

caca kit

a kit used to pick out caca from your boyfriends/girlfriends but and eating it.

I used my caca kit to eat my girls poop

by Taylor bitch February 13, 2014

Kit

Ugly ass boy that no one likes. He is the most fake person you will ever meet in your life bro. Don't EVER trust a person named kit like on god #dtapnklon (dont trust a person named kit like on god )

Girl 1: Omg look guys its kit!!
EVERYONE: #DTAPNKLON

by kisses4m3 March 9, 2022