sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.
Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
by BrebBrob April 05, 2020
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Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 20, 2024
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Passing The Ketchup

"Hey babe, could you go to the store and get me some sanitary towels please?"
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "
by Just Brownsing Around July 02, 2015
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ketchup

An episode of a show that is really good or exciting that you don't want to spoil for people who aren't caught up with the show.
"Dude last night's Witcher episode was so ketchup!"
by lualucky December 18, 2021
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Ketchup

crip: yo dem pirus be gettin ketchup
by bigppinbutt November 02, 2020
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Ketchup

Someone you can get any information out of. You can "squeeze"anything out of him/her.
Talk to Justin, he's a real ketchup, he'll tell you everything.
by Neveh boy March 13, 2018
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