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Kansas Cheese Grater

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.
by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025
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Augusta Kansas PD

Just a bunch of druggy pigs living in a shit hole town. None of them have the balls to do anything themselves so you’ll always see them with another officer. A simple person getting pulled over will have 2-3 police cars. Overall a bunch of pigs that couldn’t do anything better with their life
Augusta Kansas PD is totally garbage and only for officers that couldn’t do anything good with their life
by Fuckoffyoucunt… February 28, 2022
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Laughing in Kansas

The idea that a person is abusing their position of power in order to pit several others to doom. Derived from Tom Clancy's 'Rainbow Six', in which members of the Horizon Corporation move over to Kansas while attempting to release a modified strain of Ebolavirus on the population.
"The Pfizer CEO hasn't had the vaccine, that nigga Laughing in Kansas."

"Donald Trump's been pardoning hella people, that nigga gonna be laughing in Kansas soon."
by Domingo 'Ding' Chavez December 23, 2020
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kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.
“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”
by Ataenzl July 14, 2022
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Kansas

If the textbook definition of “flat” could point fingers, it would fist fuck Kansas.
by Cobonator August 14, 2025
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kansas kunt kommittee

A Kansas KKK female Bully Bitch who is a baby mommy and preditor that traps men because she is psychologically unhealthy.
The Kansas Kunt Kommittee is so ugly that she has to get pregnant to become nothing.
by Wicked Witch December 15, 2016
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Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!
by BustyBoy October 9, 2025
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