When you feel like a fucking praying mantis or grey alien because you transformed into jerking champion after seeing too much existential crisis to cope you transform into a whore you need dat cat eraday or you cannot function to compensate.
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Get the Kafkaesque metawhorephosis mug.Kafka is a masculine first name derived from "k-" prefix meaning "destined for something unavoidable" and the acronym AFK meaning "unable to watch YouTube for long periods of time". The guys named Kafka oftentimes experience inevitable events that causes long periods of AFK moments, e.g. losing arguments with their parents.
Every time I hear my friend Kafka talk about losing arguments with his parents, I know he’s in for another round of AFK moments—poor guy can’t withstand breaks from watching YouTube!
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Dude 1: *Being annoying in the vicinity*
Dude 2: Dude, take that shit somewhere else you fuckin’ kakadrone.
Dude 2: Dude, take that shit somewhere else you fuckin’ kakadrone.
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Shawni-KaKa swam across the ocean and came up in a drain. Shawni-KaKa likes sun tanner. Shawni-KaKa is adopted
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