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Karen

A particularly obnoxious Canadian White middle aged woman, a product of the old style British system of stratification where in 6th grade, students were forcibly separated based on their test scores they took at age 11. Karens were guaranteed a place in University, a good government job, etc. Karens could count on the fellow white cops coming running if somebody looked out of place in their neighbourhood. Karens lived in a world that changed in the 90s, where Canada to live up to the promise of the Charter Of Rights and Freedoms. Since then, immigrants took the government jobs, people of colour became cops.

Karens have since become bitter anti immigrant, Conservative Party Of Canada supporters, longing for the days they were queen shit and are left to try to reclaim power by kicking downwards. They’re the ones who call in noise complaints right at 11PM.
“You now that woman who threatened to call the cops at the kids who blocked her driveway playing street hockey? Total Karen.”
by Astorix April 27, 2020
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Karen

A stereotype for old, usually cis, straight, white and conservative, women who think their age and privilege (and big ass SUV) make them better than younger generations and minimum wage workers.
Old white lady: “I asked for ketchup on my burger! I swear you lazy millennials can’t do anything right! I want to speak to the manager!”

Disgruntled employee (who isn’t payed enough to be insulted) under their breath: “Damn Karen”.
by Your angry, lesbian mother September 20, 2019
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Karen

A b**ch that won’t shut up and has kids that listens to kids bop. They are also annoying asf
Omg that kid is listening to kids bop that means his mum is a Karen!!
by THEY ARE LISTENING TO KIDS BOP November 18, 2019
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Karen

A Karen is a type of person who will just piss you off. She took the kids away after you divorced because you didn’t put the toilet seat down or something stupid like that.

She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice

When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
Wife: shouts at me for leaving the toilet seat up
Me: shut the fuck up karen
by J.C.N January 12, 2020
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Karen

She is the fat office lady Who tells everyone to go away from the front of the office she’s not nice if you meet a Karen avoid her at all costs! A nice one and you’ll find that most time she’ll be thicc and have the karen hair cut! Is big nosed and has a fat belly stay away from her avoid at all costs she is like a bomb
Omg ! I’m so weird I’m so weird but no one is weirder than Karen!
by The real dictionary 😤 June 27, 2020
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Karen

A Karen is a very stupid human being that has a bowl haircut and that hurts you phisycly and mentally. For exemple thatveganteacher is a Karen that wants to decide everybodys life.
Look at that Karen”
by Depressedwoman September 27, 2020
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Karen

She took the fucking kids and will want to talk to your manager
by seanyboy_on_urdi December 26, 2018
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