learning juice

A "learning juice" is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain class used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to class. Its secondary purpose is to make the class more bearable.

I feel like having a learning juice before Spanish class today to loosen my tongue a bit.

by bottle of wine April 12, 2017

Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee

Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice

by golfish May 1, 2019

Juice Purse

An alternate term for female Genitalia

1) Yo! I wouldn't mind dropping some coin in her Juice Purse

2) Zip up that Juice Purse Bitch.. That shit stanks!

by Scarecrow Boat June 22, 2016

crap juice

Can be used to describe a runny shit, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny shit, also known as the Green Apple Splatters. Usually when crap juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to shit through a screen door without leaving your mark.

"Vince, is that crap juice running down your leg? Holy Hell Vince, you got crap juice everywhere you nasty mother fucker."

"Nigga, what the hell are you doing sitting at this stop sign? You better hurry up because I gotta take a crap and im fixing to get crap juice all over the place. I mean gosh, its just crap, crap, crap."

by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006

Gobby-Juice

Low priced fizzy wine dispensed into groups of females as a staring point for a night out. Leads to extensive fuckwittery including squealing and loosening of morals.

We wound a load of gobby-juice into them and they became a massive group of cunts.

by Fizzy Gravy February 24, 2023

Bourbon Juice

The mixture of piss, horse shit, spilled beer and alcohol and what ever else hits Bourbon street. It forms a sludge that will ruin nice shoes. Bourbon Juice is only found in NOLA

I should have worn my old sneakers to Bourbon Street last night because I now have Bourbon Juice all over my new ones.

by Maverick Smooth August 17, 2011

Quin Juice

Any type of protien shake or dietary supliment, even steriods

Derived from the comercial with Brady Quin in it (it doesnt actually have to be that specific brand)

Sorry guys i cant chill right now i need to drink my quin juice within 30 minutes of my workout

by Phil Gray February 11, 2008