Joner

A boy, usually around highschool age, who's ego is so much bigger than his dick you'll wonder how he hasn't been shat upon by everybody he opens his mouth to

Girl 1) omg he is such a joker!
Girl 2) ikr! Ugh I just cant
Cute monkey) *throws feces at joner and pisses on joner's face.
Joner's parents) "what have we created!?" *admitts joner son to insane asylum*

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

JokerrXVI

the sexiest person alive, he has a huge 19 inch cock, hes also a super sexy black man :heart_eyes: he is good at everything and is just a 10/10

yooo have u seen jokerrxvi :heart_eyes: hes so SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by bobman123yes October 10, 2020

joker

1) Someone who smokes the ganja habitually. Also referred to as a "toker" or in many other circles "stoner".

2) A brand of cigarette (rolling) paper. The slogan used to be "For Finer Tobaccos", but was later changed to "For when you want to party". It is the brand that has also been endorsed by Method Man.

3) A fool. As said in Shakespearian times.

1) I'm a joker, a smoker and midnight toker. It's 12:34 PM and I'm high right now actually.

2) I tend to go for Zig-Zag's over Joker these days.

3) "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?"
"He's giving one of the jokers a blowjob." "Oh, okay."

by Nick Ulanowski January 7, 2008

The Joker

when a man has sex with a woman on her period. He pulls his dick out and smacks it across her mouth and says "Why so Serious?"

jack went up to his buddy john and said "man, me and jill were doin it earlier and she didn'tell me she was on her period." john looked up at him and asked "so what'd you do when you found out?" "well," jack said, "i looked at here dead in the eyes and pulled the joker on her."

by radar180 September 24, 2009

pulling a joker's card

The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.

That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

Joner

A jerk; dork, dweeb, putz, etc.
Generally used as a derogatory term for a bad driver.

(this definition predates any Jonas Brothers-related definitions by many years)

That joner was driving on the freeway doing 45 in the fast lane!

by Jonerrific September 23, 2009

Joker Mouth

A name given to some with a smiliar mouth to that of 'The Joker' from the Dark Knight

Batman: "See that Gotham citizen he had a 'Joker Mouth'

Robin: "HAHA batman good one"

by DION-88- March 1, 2010