John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME

I am John YOU ARE NOT.

by UltraSteel March 12, 2019

John

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,

“I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”

by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John

Bogus

That idea is so John

by Hshdbeishsbeisoxjdpwb April 27, 2019

John

Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive

Your being such a john

by Rider420 April 30, 2019

Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019