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Jennifer Garner 

A hot girl who is a great actor. She is so sexy.
Whoa dude that's the hottest girl I've seen.

Yeah its Jennifer Garener!
Jennifer Garner by Calc January 1, 2005

Jennifer Aniston 

1) verb. To Jennifer Aniston is to go out in public without wearing a bra
2) noun. An actress. Got her start on Friends, and has been in many movies since. It appears that she fails to wear a bra whenever she is seen on camera.
1) "Yep, I'm sick today. Not only am I not getting dressed to go to the doctor, I'm Jennifer Anistoning it"
2) "What was that movie with Jennifer Aniston in it? Was it Bounty Hunter?"
Jennifer Aniston by coronagirl September 17, 2012

jennifer sallack 

She is the most amazing wonderful and beautiful girl in the world every time she smiles she will make you fall in love with her all over again she is perfect in every way and I love her with all my heart and I will always love her to the end of time because she is the apple to my pie the straw to my berry the smoke to my high and shes the one I'm goin to marry i love you with all my heart
Jennifer sallack is the just amazing
jennifer sallack by jreeeed January 4, 2015

Jennifer Connelly 

The phenomenon where to similar items are placed back to back. It is usually used to bring a vivid and disturbing visual to mind.

This is a direct reference to the movie Requiem for a Dream.
Mike: I looked up the new Mac Book air today, they have a picture of 2 of them Jennifer Connelly'd
Steve: Aw dude, that’s so wrong...
Mike: I know, right?
Jennifer Connelly by Gooncomander November 26, 2010

jennifer aniston 

an overrated actress who got her big break as Rachel Green in the NBC TV series Friends, which ran from 1994 to 2004. The series finale was incredibly stupid. She has also appeared on the silver screen, pretty much playing herself. Her movies ain't that good. She was married to housebreaker husband Brad Pitt, who ran off with Angelina Jolie, who also doesn't know what marriage is supposed to be all about - on top of that, his hair is now shorter and he looks like a plucked chicken. Jennifer Aniston's favorite phrase is "Oh my God". It's Oh-my-God this, Oh-my-God that. If it weren't for her sexy long hair or her nice legs, she wouldn't be considered a sex goddess at all.
Jennifer Aniston, along with the other 5 main members of "Friends", got $1,000,000 per 30-minute episode during the last season or two of the show. Imagine, a million bucks to be ditzy and say "OMG" several times. It's truly like the Dire Straits song says - it's really Money for Nothing.

Jennifer Murray

The freshest girl imaginable.
Guy 1: "Hey isn't that Jennifer Murray, the stalest girl imaginable?"
Observant Guy 2: "No, that's Jennifer Murray, the FRESHEST girl imaginable."
Guys 1 & 2: "SWEET." (Cue high five).
Jennifer Murray by stoopiditee February 14, 2010