jasonism

a condition brought on by over exposure to Jason

symptoms include:

overly theatrical performances during social interactions
A god like complex
swelling of the head
and finally everone around you may begin to appear inferior

patient "doctor I can't help but despair at the human race for not being as amazing as I am"
doctor "well I think you have a minor case of jasonism"

by bubbles7612 May 19, 2009

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Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Cute and yummy(:

Jason: well
Jason: i want
Jason: that cock
Jason: for
Jason: lunch
Jason: and dinner
Jason: yummmmm

by Michelle :) April 25, 2008

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Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone

yo Jason go watch hentai with your dog elsewhere

by kennyismyman November 12, 2018

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sucks big cocks. he just wants his dick up your pussy. wishes he had a big peepee.

man : jason is a big fuckboy

by juliosligger February 04, 2020

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Jason Will

To get your jason will on means to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want.

Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.

by mattyfmills69 October 01, 2009

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