Apple Jacking

The event of a thief or robber stealing an iPod or Apple product.

"Yo, that guys apple jacking me," Tyrone said as the thief ran away with his iPod.

by Teh_North_Star December 27, 2009

Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

by rock11 May 26, 2006

jacking the refresh

when one is reached complete boredom, or boregasm, and has nothing better to do than repeatedly hitting the refresh button on facebook. Most often there is no significant change whatsoever, just the same news about how Becky has just gotten her new haircut and she wants people to "hit her up."

None of my friends answered any of my texts, so i was just jacking the refresh until i could find something better to do.

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.

Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"

by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!

I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!

by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018

Rear Jacking

Rear jacking is the event of walking up to a taxi cab at a red light which has a passenger in the back, and then opening the rear doors, pulling out the passengers, and stealing their ride.

Zach: "Yeah, so i was riding in a taxi the other day right, when all of the suden some guy walks up to the door and pulled me out and then got in!"

Will: "So....you got...like, car jacked?"

Zach: "Naw dude, I was the victim of a Rear Jacking by some bumba clot".

by ZeeEss July 1, 2008

picture jacking

when someone "places" themselves in a picture just before or as the button on the camera is pressed and they end up in it when they were initially not supposed to.

(john and sarah looking at their wedding picture...)

john: i don't remember taking this picture with steve

sarah: me neither! another case of picture jacking

by ReDefine November 20, 2009