Jake

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth

2) The guy who has no friends

Did you hear Jake has no friends at all? I wonder why

by clappingdeeznuts April 13, 2015

Jakes

An alternative to 'Jokes"

" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"

by ChanG2 September 26, 2011

Jake

Another word for a choad.

Man that guy has a jake.

by ravens52fan37 October 4, 2008

Jake

A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.

Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.

by jakeyascrub October 31, 2012

Jake

A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.

Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.

by Dizzleswag November 22, 2011

Jake

is a faggot.

Jake loves dick.

by Jakethepenislover September 7, 2013

Jake

A known retard who likes to jump out and flash the women on his street. He is a chronic sufferer of gangrene and ingrown toe nails. Used to describe something that smells really bad. Often makes you wander, why was he born?

"hey i farted"
"yeah that's so Jake"

by EMMMAMAMAMAMAMAMA October 18, 2008