pong juice

Low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). Can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it's low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed.
Dude wtf get this pong juice out of here and let's get some rolling rock.

Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out.

Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.
by fruitermelon January 03, 2010
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Gobby-Juice

Low priced fizzy wine dispensed into groups of females as a staring point for a night out. Leads to extensive fuckwittery including squealing and loosening of morals.
We wound a load of gobby-juice into them and they became a massive group of cunts.
by Fizzy Gravy February 24, 2023
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earth juice

The sweet sweet wet juice that is secreted from the tit of Mother Nature.
*after running a marathon* I need some of that good earth juice up in here.
by squad terms May 31, 2016
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crap juice

Can be used to describe a runny shit, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny shit, also known as the Green Apple Splatters. Usually when crap juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to shit through a screen door without leaving your mark.
"Vince, is that crap juice running down your leg? Holy Hell Vince, you got crap juice everywhere you nasty mother fucker."

"Nigga, what the hell are you doing sitting at this stop sign? You better hurry up because I gotta take a crap and im fixing to get crap juice all over the place. I mean gosh, its just crap, crap, crap."
by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006
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Cubicle Juice

Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.

This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.
Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."

Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"
by The Slippery Bannana April 01, 2009
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Juice Purse

1) Yo! I wouldn't mind dropping some coin in her Juice Purse

2) Zip up that Juice Purse Bitch.. That shit stanks!
by Scarecrow Boat June 22, 2016
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Wang juice

Generally any liquid that comes out of your penis. Ex. Pee or cum
Man I can't wait to swallow all of dads wang juice.
by Big_daddy_jankins December 12, 2020
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