John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

John

gay ass nigga

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John”

by niggawarrior February 20, 2018

John

A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.

John is very cute

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

John

literally could be anyone

Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.

by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020

John

a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.

John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."

by Krkič February 4, 2020

John

The Leader Of WAKANDA forever

other African countries where attacking (John).

by lilicee June 3, 2019

John

He cheek eyes hurt. We’re gonna do a shot of tequilla. If were pulled over by the tall silver police dude hes gonna send us home. John is super cool, even if he gets pulls over, so shut up. Deal with it, hes cooler than you, bitch. Sit down.

Dude, don’t even try to John me right now.

by Ubermoosh July 13, 2018