japanese spitz

A walking cloud. A dog that looks like white candy floss on legs.
Barks at everything but would welcome an intruder into your home.

Look at that dog he is so fluffy, I bet hes hard yo keep clean. What breed is he? A japanese Spitz.

japanese spitz by Kdp17 September 30, 2019

japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).

Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.

japanese hat trick by Norman Finkweiler October 17, 2019

Japanese Flute Tapping 

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.

Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.

Japanese Flute Tapping by Zach50 January 28, 2020

Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

Japanese spider crab by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020

Japanese Roulette 

When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.

Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”

Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”

Japanese Roulette by Roulette Master July 7, 2021

Japanese Sandblaster

A JDM car first performs a burnout, and the hot tire rubber is sprayed into an awaiting anus.

We went to a crazy car meet last night, someone received a Japanese Sandblaster. It was super KAWAII. uwu <3

Japanese Sandblaster by MetalRaptor November 19, 2021

Japanese BananaBear 

The legendary bear from Japan that only eats bananas. They migrate around world climbing trees, searching for bananas. They are often seen holding the Japanese flag. They usually have brown fur, and very adorable.

There's a Japanese BananaBear outside! He's climbing the tree, looking for bananas, we should pet him and give him a banana.

Japanese BananaBear by JSKKSA November 24, 2021