Italian Standoff

An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.
Alex has never ever lost an Italian Standoff.
by Conquistador69 May 26, 2017
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Italian Circumcision

When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and

1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.
by IlhanDefenseForce March 22, 2020
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italian angel

A very voluptuous, loving woman of Italian heritage who gives all of everything she has to everyone around her. Sofia Loren is an example of an Italian Angel.
Your nonna was an Italian Angel back in the day. She made food and wine for everyone around us. She even grew flowers for her neighbors and friends. Another example. That woman is beautiful inside and out, just like lovely land of Italy. She is an Italian Angel.
by Bella Donna February 02, 2014
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Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.
"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."
by stonedintellectual October 19, 2019
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unevolved italian

The unevolved italian government won't pay for the trump wall.
by Bacccccon October 23, 2017
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Rotten Italian

Throwing a woman in a circular motion in the air like pizza dough and catching her with your fist in the stomach forcing her to vomit
Izzy got me upset so I gave her the Rotten Italian to teach her a lesson.”
by PineGroveRetard December 09, 2019
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italian express

Verb: when you ram a Italian woman rather quickly and give her cab fare immediately after completion
Hey bro, I totally Italian expressed Maria last night.
by 225kittykittylicklick November 25, 2013
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