midnight service

During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.

My car received some unwanted midnight service.

by Ampris May 6, 2017

Midnight Sahara

After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.

Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...

Guy 2: hahahahaha!

by Dacatameow March 21, 2012

Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

Midnight Panther

A prestigious name for the night crawling young female who looks absolutely fabulous in whatever she wears. She is often referred to by her fellow night crawlers as simply panther.

There goes Midnight Panther!!! Damn shes hot!

by Bandgeekl March 3, 2014

Midnight gravy

Male ejaculate.

I woke her up from a dead sleep with the midnight gravy

by earple1 November 7, 2021

Midnight dick

When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.

Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."

by NotBraden December 31, 2018

midnight activities

Late night sex

Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl

by Hodor1000 May 31, 2018