sick beard

The beard that develops during one's stint with sickness, resulting in a lack of desire, need, or ability to trim or shave facial hair. The result is typically a large, unruly, homeless lumberjack looking beard.
Man, Jake's sick beard is pretty rough. Like, rougher than normal. It looks like a squirrel's nest.
by sadcatt January 6, 2011
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rock sick

When a guys dick is as hard as a rock and throat fucks someone until they puke.
After a night of drinking Joe throat fucked Mike until he puked and Joe yelled rock sick, bitch!
by Tbag23 April 14, 2014
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sick day

Often a baldfaced lie used to sueak out a couple of extra paid days off; employed to extend a long weekend, travel to an out-of-state Wednesday night rock concert, stay in bed all day with a new romantic interest, etc. Most people would rather come to work sick and risk infecting their colleagues than give up an illicitly obtained and healthy day of fun.
"Where is catherine today?"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"
by Waggon April 13, 2007
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Sick alf

To have a sick alf is to have a messed up hair style.

The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy

See sick

The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.

See alf
James : "Nick, you have a sick alf."

Nick : "I know, I need to straighten it"
by Oli***Himself May 21, 2006
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Love sick

1. When your so in love... not even living in the persons pocket is enough.. not even a half-an-hour pash cures the hunger...

2. When your away... and you never get around to ringing them.. and they also... forget about you... but you both know your in love... and its all so fucked up... but you still cant end it.. and if you do... you cant get them out of your head..

3. When you have your own special style of kissing, and touching.. and everything you do.. and you can never imagine yourself being with anyone else.. and cant stand the thought of them being with someone else
Holly And Joel

Joel... i Love You...
by hOLLiPoP May 13, 2005
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cut sick

go psycho, but in an awesome way. used primarily to describe any virtuoso musician's command of their instrument, but guitarists in particular.
"have u heard about yo-yo ma's new album coming out in june?? he's gonna cut sick on that, dude."
by aperfectquett June 16, 2007
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Soli Sickness

The act of being obsessed with, or fangirling over Solomon Olds AKA Soul Glow Activatur, the lead singer for Family Force 5
Hollie: "What is wrong with you, gurrl?"

Missy: "I think I have the Soli Sickness... That voice of his just melts me!"
by melanderr August 2, 2011
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