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invest

This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.
Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
by White Michael Jordan April 17, 2006
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Indiscriminate ass whoopin

When interracial ass beating goes down but has nothing to do with race usually its when the white kid wins
black kid: you punk ass white bitch gimme yo money
White kid: fuck you dude im not given you shit
(kids proceed to fight )
Black kid gets his ass beat *
Black kid : man he beat up cuz i was black
White kid: dude no i didn't you tried to robbed and i kicked the shit outta you, my best friend is black !
Narrator* and that is your example of an indiscriminate ass whoopin
by huggies and a high black guy November 30, 2011
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inis

This girl is amazing.Is strong can do it in every situation...Is funny only makes jokes.Supports everyone that needs.
Is beautiful with a swet smile.In begginin of all she is brave and she don't likes that other mess up with her. Has coffidence in her self.Is a perfect match of a person.
Damn I'd like sow much to know Inis
She looks cool
by Cool and naughty gal December 26, 2016
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invasion

When a man has sex with a girls anus.
She walked out the room when I tried to give her an invasion
by Basta July 30, 2007
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invisible hand

A group or organizations influences that are most likely unknown to any members not in the group.
by Fotios June 10, 2004
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invisible hand

Economic term originated by some guy who I forgot claiming that there's an invisible hand guiding consumers to make the best descisions for the economy.
We may be in a depression, but it's only a matter or time before the invisible hand fixes things up.
by Burgermeister June 10, 2004
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Invisible Bluetooth

A device often found in a homeless person's ear, undetectable to the naked eye.
Jeff: Dude, you see that hobo talking to himself?
Bob: Must be invisible bluetooth.
by pTerodactyl123 October 27, 2008
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