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internet bad ass

A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to make room for alot of ass beatings.
Ted: WOW DUDE I PWNZORD YOU LET ME GET YOR ADDRESS SO I CAN PWN YOU IN RL!
Bill: shut the fuck up nerd boy
by Oz March 11, 2005
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international academy

1. One of the top schools in America; utilizes (and enforces) the IB programme. IA's ranking often shifts, but throughout time, it had reached the #1 high school in America.

2. This school also suffers from several building issues. The teachers are pretty decent, however.

3. Muslims, Asians, & Indians = 90%
Whites = 10% (including teachers)

4. A place where the only pregnant people are the teachers.

5. IA also has the tech center, in which students on the Robotics team can undoubtfully be seen with their trademark green & yellow sweatshirts.
IA 1: ZOMG!!! i have so many vocab words. Ahhh liEk teh pwnzors 9th grade bio is owning me
IA 2: STFU NOOB. I have a math internal assessment, physics planning lab, and a TOK prescribed title due.
Home High School 1: wait what? what's the international academy?
by bananie09 December 12, 2008
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Internet

1.) The only reason 99.9% of people bought a computer.
2.) The solution to everything.
3.) My only friend.
1.) If it weren't for the internet, I would've never spent $700 on this laptop.
2.) Horny? Hook up to the internet for some porn.
Too lazy to do / don't understand your homework? Look up the answers on the internet.
Procrastinating? Go on Youtube.
3.) Usually, people go out to have fun on Fridays after work. But me? I go on the Internet.
/forever alone
by foreveralonexoxo March 9, 2012
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internet hide and seek

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.
Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."
by garsgro November 20, 2010
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Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."
(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here
by Keshicus June 1, 2010
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Internet Pussy

Children that try to act tough on the internet
That Gunner Kid Is A Real Internet Pussy.
by Anomalee October 24, 2008
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Internet moderator

Moderator of internet forums, usually sad, lonely and ginger. Likes to cause arguements and think they are really really good by being smart on the internet. Unaware that most people don't actually give a shit. See internet nerd and sad cunt.
Jeff: Bit of polish sir?

forum user: Er, no thanks.

Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.

forum user: And?

Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.

forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!

Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.

forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.

Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.

forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.

Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.

Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.
by Snake breeder December 21, 2010
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