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Inverted Camel Spider

A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".
Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"
by Wrestla96 December 6, 2013
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Inverted Pillow Sandwich

A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)
ex:

Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."
by Il Reverso June 21, 2016
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inverted period

When a woman acts with needless levels of aggression almost all the time, until one time of the month when they inexplicably treat others with kindness.
Guy 1: Jenny's acting weird this week

Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.
by Totally Not a Hack Fraud January 15, 2017
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Inverse Hookup Law

A guy will bang a chick somewhat below his league as long as she's willing to give it up immediately with little to no bullshit. The amount of attitude she can have is inversely proportional to her standing on the 1-10 scale.
Jim was still at the bar at 1AM and still hadn't found anyone. It was time to apply the Inverse Hookup Law to that 6 who's been standing in the corner all night.
by REgualtor March 19, 2017
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Inverted Banana

Many Asian people living in the West call themselves a "Banana" for their yellow outer appearance but exhibit white people tendencies and behaviour. An Inverted banana is the opposite. It is when a white person becomes facinated by the asian culture that they start having asian tendencies and behaviour.
Lucy: Kanada Ya?
Chris: Canada Ya?
Lucy: No! KANADA YA! As in the Ramen place!
Chris: You're so an inverted banana...
by chutsuu February 19, 2019
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Inverted pussy

When you get done raw dogging A woman and their vag just plops out
Chad “what the fuck is that
Miranda “you done gave me the good ole inverted pussy”
by OhhLonah- February 1, 2020
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Inverted eel

When one stuffs there foreskin into there urethra for sexual gratification
"I finally got to try the inverted eel last night... now im in hospital with 42 stitches. Worth it"
by Graetius June 19, 2020
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