There was no match to the Pooper's High Thomas experienced after his tasting tour of Northeast hot dog joints. He felt positively effervescent, refreshed, and ready to run a marathon.
by SheLarry March 09, 2012
Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 08, 2014
by Zen~Pai July 16, 2022
A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.
by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022
People who walk their dogs with no intention of picking up after them but carry plastic bags or other implements for doing so to appear that they do.
"Oh look, Frank is walking his great dane and has those poop bags for cleaning up after him!"
"Don't be too impressed, he's a pooper duper."
"Don't be too impressed, he's a pooper duper."
by slomo67 December 01, 2016
Originated in Lewis County, New York it is the day of the week that men will choose home over any other social function in anticipation of receiving anal sex.
by Thisguy29 October 07, 2016
A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours
Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023