Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020

Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator

"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."

by Wolfofthefallen February 14, 2020

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

by Whammu March 2, 2020

Florida Dustbowl

When A woman ingests cocaine through her vagina (or anus) by having her partner blow it through a straw

Garret gave her a Florida Dustbowl but when he sneezed the coke got everywhere.

by ImCoveredinBees July 12, 2022

Florida woman

Kiara

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman

by fcjellybean October 25, 2022

Inwards Florida

That tingly feeling you get when you are deeply stressed, angry, or doing literally nothing at all.

I felt an Inwards Florida after getting harassed by my boss.

by Mr. TherapeutacalDharMann December 20, 2021