Someone who was born and raised in Florida, is usually upper-middle class, and has warped senses of importance and entitlement derived from a limited worldview. The FP will also typically feel unfulfilled in life and will make it the problem of everyone else around them.
Kelsi's Tinder profile read, "I'm such a beach bum lol. I love my three kids, trucks, God, guns, and Trump. I'm basically a Florida Princess."
by duhimdave July 22, 2019
A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"
"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 13, 2020
A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.
by himbynoothernamebringerofwoe December 09, 2022
by aidenthesnork March 02, 2020
by Whammu March 03, 2020
Florida Paddle
Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
by Miki Dora December 30, 2013
Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.
by xowe March 31, 2019