Hoes on Parade

See Maury show
singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade

when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade

by simplyevil April 25, 2005

Hoestincts

hoe instincts; hoelike qualities

That girl over there has the most hoestincts i've ever seen.

by sutlnam November 8, 2008

Hoes Before Bros Disorder

When a male prioritizes a hoe before the bros.

The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out

by XxxFatacionXxx October 4, 2019

pot-hoes

hoe's that put out for weed. also a common spanish term for potholes. jajaja.

the snow has melted and theres a lot of pot-hoes around

(this example works for either definition)

by jajajacanada May 14, 2014

mesquite hoes

Them lil flying bugs that give you Zika and poison ivy

"These mesquite hoes got me all itchy doin the macarena"

"Damn gurl r dem boobies or mesquite hoe bites?"

by DaMarcus DaJones DaThurd October 1, 2016

Water Hoes

Prostitutes with water-dispensing devises, often sprays or gardening cans.

"Hey, why are my gardenias so luscious?"

"The Water Hoes sprayed them last night, while they were on patrol."

"Wow! Thanks, Water Hoes!"

by 6of1 March 27, 2009

Hoeskii

This termanology is referred to as one being a hoe, aka
hoeskii.

CJ is a known hoeskii by the guys.

by Nigguh A February 20, 2008