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Howard

Howard is funny
by Glitch- dog November 9, 2022
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Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.
Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
by That Friend November 19, 2017
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Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
by acxi January 25, 2019
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Howard

A boy who likes to talk to other girls at a party instead of his girlfriend he hugs every girl at a party instead of his own and is a hypocrite
Howard is someone who is

interested in other girls
by Unknown8743790855 July 15, 2019
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howard

howar deez nuts
who tf is Howard?

howar deez nuts lmao
by mattbest420 October 7, 2020
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Sean howard

Sean Howard is an Instagram influencer who can kiss me anyday
by L8ogan April 16, 2022
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Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
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