cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.
by chestercheetah69420 November 28, 2022
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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 02, 2020
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Hooping Cock

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.
Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!
by love_the_hoop May 26, 2011
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Dunk On The Hoops

When you ejaculate through a woman's hoop earring and goes through.
We was fucking and this bitch had big ass earrings so you already know I had to dunk on the hoops.
by Pb_n_John November 02, 2020
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Hooped

(Hoop) reffering to the net in basketball.

" I just hooped with my homies."
by Barlett May 22, 2018
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Hooped

Colloquialism: means figuratively you are defeated; literal meaning: raped
You're hooped, my friend, I have a straight flush
by Wifey 7643279 October 26, 2020
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Hula Hoop Lessons

Any extra tutoring and/or SAT prep lessons, one takes to prepare for college examines or life.
How did you get that SAT score? My dad's rich so he got me hula hoop lessons.
by Slick Lion November 16, 2015
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