The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
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by acer10000000 January 15, 2011
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by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011
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Get the hillbilly mug.A fairly large population of rednecks in Backwoods people reside in the state of Arizona granted we are the South, Picacho Peak was tied to the civil war , being it was Arizona's only battle. Any Which Way nearly 56% of Arizona's population happens to be Hillbillies and actually being a Hillbilly is not a bad thing ,so all you folks out there that think they're bad Backwoods animals you're gravely mistaken. The fact is they're quite intelligent utilizing the land for their best benefits in productivity such as if someone has a bunch of debris and garbage in the backyard well what you do you profit off of it somehow someway and have garage sales or yard sales are you planning a garden in your property and grow the food or you raise chickens and have them run through your house and then when you're ready to eat them ,well then kill them whatever way you have to find fit to survive is one way of looking at it
The actual true definition for an Arizona Hillbilly is any such folks that participate in continued meth use and actively involve themselves in hoarding and staying awake and engaging in crazy sex to mention a few of the countless hobby's of an Arizona Hillbilly.
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Get the Hillbilly Homeschool Education mug.A Hillbilly Condo is run by those that want to have fun, right now, right here. Don’t worry about the rules…you can out drink them.
A hillbilly condo meeting has lots of yelling, a few “take it out to the parking lot” phrases, and the police being called to break it up.
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